They Light A Way That Only Leads To Shallow Graves

josh of all trades.

Remember When…

You would just fill out surveys on MySpace instead waiting on NOBODY to put a question # in your ask box? You know you want to just answer em. Stop kidding yourself and just fill it out.

  • Is this the best year of your life? So far 2011 is a big winner, but 2012 has just started, who knows?!
  • What was the first thing you did when you woke up? let the dogs out… who. who-who-who who…
  • The person you like is? probably at home, which is not here.
  • Is anything bothering you? i’m hungry.
  • Does anyone annoy you? people waiting for “ask box” numbers. zing.
  • Would you like things to go ‘back to normal’ with a certain someone? i’m normal with everyone.
  • What was the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? drowned (lifted) myself in the sweet melodies of my iPod.
  • Is life good? so. good.
  • Do you remember who you liked on New Years? mhm.
  • Do you still like them? mhm.
  • Do you still speak to them? mhm.
  • Told your parents you were going somewhere but went somewhere else? i’m a grown-up! my beard hurts!
  • Are you dating the last person you kissed on the lips? negative.
  • Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with? nope.
  • Would you go out with someone right now if they asked?  like on a date? sure. let’s do it.
  • Three days from now will you be in a relationship? probably not.
  • If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? it could be the end of the world, better let them know before it’s too late. ;)
  • Have you kissed anyone in the last month? negative.
  • What was the last reason you went to the doctor for? wow. probably when I fractured my arm at warped tour… ‘04-‘05? maybe?
  • Do you like being home alone or does it freak you out? sometimes I get a little freaked at night, alone.
  • Would you ever kiss anyone you texted today? sure.
  • Do you have any bruises on you? negative.
  • How was 2011 for you? best year so far. so many good good things happened.
  • How late did you stay up last night and why? just passed midnight. went to the bar with my friends, grabbed a quick bite at whataburger afterwards, got home around 12:30? sounds about right.
  • Do you ever get good morning texts from anyone? sometimes I wake up to texts. i should start sending good morning texts.
  • Do you regret anything you’ve done lately? absolutely not.
  • What woke you up today? the dogs bc they all had to rock a piss.
  • What makes you happy? music. and peace tea.
  • Ever kissed on a boat? i don’t think so.
  • Have you ever been told that you are amazing? all. the. time.
  • Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed is… canadian.
  • This time last year, can you remember who you liked? yeppers.
  • Do you like when people play with your hair? WATCH THE HAIR!
  • Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? probably not… stupid dogs and their bladders.
  • Waiting for something? tour dates.
  • Was last night terrible? nope. just another great night with friends.
  • Are you the type of person to make people laugh? i like to.
  • Don’t tell me lies, so is the last person you texted attractive? yes.
  • Is tomorrow going to be a good day? thursday. hmm. should be. nothing planned. we’ll see what happens.
  • Are you missing someone? yes.
  • Has anyone ever tried to ruin a relationship you were in? nope.
  • Do you believe in karma? yes.
  • Do you sleep with a fan on? not during the winter.
  • You think anyone’s thinking about you right now? anyone? perhaps. 
  • Is there anyone you wish you were spending time with right now? yes.
  • Do you go to school? negatory.
  • Is the person you last texted single? umm, I don’t know?
  • Who was driving the last time you were in a car? me, myself and i.
  • Have you ever used the word ‘rawr’ in an actual conversation? probably. dinosaurs rule.
  • Are the blinds on your window open or closed? closed.
  • Did you leave milk and cookies for Santa when you were little? oh yes. fat lard ate all of em. so greedy.
  • What were you doing at 11 last night? drinking, playing pool/darts, hanging with buddies.
  • What could you eat any day of the week & never get tired of? chicken caeser pitas.
  • Is there someone you wouldn’t mind kissing right now? yep.
  • Someone knocks on your window at 5 am, what do you say? fucking aliens!!! *panic*
  • Would you change yourself for the person you love? nope.
  • Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex? mhm. my mom. haha
  • What are you supposed to be doing right now? eating. seriously hungry.
  • Would you have sex with the 5th person on your contacts? myspace top 8, where are you?!
  • To who did you last give the finger to? surely a snarky friend.
  • Did your last kiss take place on a bed? yes.
  • Do you have someone who you can be your complete self around? everyone I know.
  • Do you talk in your sleep? I haven’t been told that I have.
  • Do you have a good relationship with your parents? yep.
  • What time did you wake up today? around 9. then 12. haha
  • What were you doing at midnight last night? still at the bar. why you so nosey?!
  • What song are you listening to? Natural Disaster by City & Colour.
  • Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days? My friends give lots of hugs around here.
  • How do you feel about chocolate-covered strawberries? *DROOL*
  • Do you have nice eyes? sure. I am learned in “evil eye” though. 
  • Is your current hair color your natural hair color? yeppers. black. like my soul.
  • Are you texting anybody? not at the moment.
  • Do you swear in front of your parents? probably.
  • Concert tickets or NFL game tickets? i wouldn’t mind either. preferably concert though. 
  • Are you addicted to cigarettes? NOPE.
  • Do you tell your parents everything? who does?
  • Do you have any tattoos? 5!
  • If something was wrong, who is the first girl you would go to? the one you keep asking about.
  • Do you have any nicknames? last name usually does the trick.  or actually, people say my full name a lot down here.
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